DESIGN/TELEOLOGICAL ARGUMENT (IV), a.k.a.

 Gervais is an atheist, and Colbert is a . The , they debated the existence of God.

Lewis had a lot of good arguments in favor of Christianity ...

PERCHANCE'S SISTER'S ARGUMENT (II)
(1) September 11th was really, really bad.
(2) We have bad things happen to us when we're doing something bad.
(3) Therefore, September 11th was a punishment for something we did.
(4) Maybe it was being arrogant?
(5) Yeah, that's it!
(6) God let September 11th happen to teach America humility.
(7) Therefore, God exists.

"Welcome aboard," said Colbert, seemingly winning the religious debate.

at least that’s what all my Christian friends tell me.(2) C.S.

why are you making me uncomfortable?
(4) Anyone who makes other people uncomfortable must be different. And bad. And ignorant.
(5) Daddy will hug me!
(6) Therefore, God exists.

PASCAL'S WAGER (II)
(1) Theist: (after lengthy explanation) Hence, pursuant to game theory, belief in an afterlife is the most sensible option.
(2) Atheist: Wait a minute. That's just Pascal's Wager dressed in different verbiage.
(3) Theist: Nuh uh!
(4) Therefore, God exists.


believed in God.(2) I don't think you want to say Dr.

ARGUMENT FROM PERSECUTION (V)
(1) God calls us to be a peculiar people.
(2) Stop laughing, foul non-believer.
(3) In order to preserve our own particular peculiarity —
(4) Stop laughing, I said.
(5) We must be a people apart.
(6) This means not listening to anyone who believes differently than we do, because this would taint our peculiarity.
(7) If you do not stop laughing —
(8) (Oh, I have to do the end of the argument?)
(9) Therefore, God exists.
(9a) And God especially exists because non-believers are laughing at us, which means we're persecuted, which means we're special.
(10) Therefore, God exists.

n)/n = x(3) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM AUDITORY HALLUCINATIONS
(1) There are many radio signals floating around your head all the time.
(2) God is one of them.
(3) You just have to listen to the right signal.
(4) Therefore, God exists.

and he wants me to eat your cow.

GOD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS
(1) There is a plan in the world.
(2) The existence of this plan can be seen from the fact that things are the way they are.
(3) My belief is part of the plan, and so is your non-belief.
(4) [Atheist: Why?]
(5) The plan is too infinitely great for our minds to comprehend the "why."
(6) An infinitely great plan must have an infinitely great mind behind it.
(7) Therefore, God exists.

FIRST CAUSE ARGUMENT (V), a.k.a.

ARGUMENT FROM RIGHT AND WRONG (II))
(1) If God does not exist, everything is permitted.
(2) I can't accept that.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

LEWIS' ARGUMENT FROM FEELING IN MY BONES, a.k.a.

DESIGN/TELEOLOGICAL ARGUMENT (XI)
(1) If you evolved, you'd be pretty ugly.
(2) Look how beautiful you are, and the world that is around you.
(3) Only God could have made you so beautiful.
(4) I don't care that beauty is totally subjective, you are beautiful in God's eyes!
(5) Therefore, God exists.